Defiance of Tyranny

Monday, January 16, 2006


ESPN SUCKS!
Someone please start a sports network that shows the following:
1. Sports
2. Sports News related to scores, results, statistics, and standings
3. Sports highlights

and doesn't:
1. Show programming barely related to sports.
2. Dwell on celebration dances
3. sports news dwelling on allegations about athletes and off-field/off-court antics
4. contribute to the cult of personality that has ruined modern athletics
5. Show poker and lumberjack competitions while cutting off real sporting events due to "time contraints"
6. become so self-important and self-absorbed that it lets it nightly sports show become a wasteful, hype-filled mockery of modern athletics.

Note to ESPN: We watch sports because we like Sports, we don't watch sports because we like you.


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